NEW YEAR'S EVE!!

i must makesure myself busy...preparing the food, peerl the potatoes, light up the fire.Although it took several attempts to lighted up the fire, but we didn't give up easily. We try to

1. increase the number of the starter and find some small and thin charcoal

but we still failed sampailah Ben datang. Without several min, dapat pun api. settle pun, Then the next prob is buat air bandung. Not enough susu cair!! Ah tidak, so Nana decided to ask for han Wei 2 buy susu cair. It's time to eat!! Nyum nyum nyum, macoroni cheesse...all the kebab, ayam , ikan panggang. Actually i wanna went back 11.30 but
uncle : so early u go back??
me: Huh??
him: haven't 12.00 leh
me: oh ok....
Beside dat, i also improved my heli skills=)
Yeah, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! All hug and lurve. Sorry hani, i can't make it.

NEW HAIR STYLE=)

Nice...i like it=)

TEENAGER

Offshore?!? join skali, bleh?

BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY

Adeh...theres one week more!!

BREAKAWAY

Me: Eh, result anis dah kuar?upsr aiman??ok tak?
Her: Belumlah....aiman next year baru upsr.
Me: Owh, tak sangka lah cepatnya masa berlalu!! Next yeaar dah form 5. entalah nak jadi ape??
Him: Jadi cikgu p.j lah. Kalau saya lama tak jumpa awk mesti saya malu. Mesti awk dah matang.But saya suka perangai awk dulu.
Me: Buat ape nak malu??kita main , kena kejar anjing, main baskal dari kecil.Perangai saya?? Maybe saya tak seconget dululah ckit2x repot ngan bapa=). Saya masih sama suka bergaul ngan orang. If saya berubah mana ade saya nak sms korang.
Him:Kalau saya teringat time kat Miri, saaya mesti tergelak 2 perkara kat sana.
Me: Owh...yang pastinya, yang pasal koraang trapped kat lif ni, nasib baik saya tak gi mane2x. korang time tu tak pandai guna lif. masih kecil. Kau masih ingat tak kta slalu main kejar2x?? main polis ngan pejahat. Saya paling tajut dikejar Afiq ataupun nak kejar dia.ahlah dia tu ganas pastu lari laju plak tu.....
Him: Ingat. Kamu waktu tu main tanglung (doraemon)
Me: Ingat eh engkau, saya hampir lupa lah. Sana takda budak cine ke??main tanglung??
Him: Ade...budak kecil. Dier org slalu kacau my cat. Kau masih main gerek ( another term for cycling) ke??
Me: Eh masih....selagi i dun get my lisence selagi tu saya main gerek....
our conversation end up
Him:K lah jen, dah ngantok ni

GOES AROUND COME S AROUND...

Wat the heck...the hat on the tree?? Mesti keja aunty ni !!

Santa, I WANNA A.........

I know it's quite blur rite?? Santa I WANNA mountain bike....can u fulfil my dream??

CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

Prepared the food.
Kamu mesti makan sini....(insisted by the aunty)
owh..ok ( shud i asked " is this an order oR invitation??)
Spagetthi, nasi manuk ( Bidayuh's traditional food), french bread, vegetables...nyum nyum nyum
2mrw CHRISTMAS!!!

HIGHLY EXPERIECED BAKER=)

biscuit....biscuit and biscuit.Nyum nyum nyum. Han Wei, Nana and Jen's biscuit company produced %$$##@ cookies. ( sort of cornflakes) i dunno the name so i type @$%*^.2 days more CHRISTMAS!! 1st house dat i shud drop by. i think shud be next door. hohohohohoho and HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS=)

Baking??Can u give US a favour?

We went to @#$@ mall this morning.OMG so crowded that mall, sampai the people always lantak me.( i thought they're BLIND but they're NOT!) They seemed pretty SLUMBER je after they lantak, i'm sure everyone have body receptor.Maybe they doesn't have any body receptor oR they're blind.....heh!! Witout wasting time, we quickly looked for flour, icing sugar, margarine and so on....
We baked some biscuit....(kuih momo is it??debra??Nisa??aunty??). We divided our job without any discussion/ mesyuarat AGUNG. Wasting time and our saliva. Nisa: i think.....u shud stir the flour sampailah it turns brownish. ( if she can do it. it's a MIRACLE. cos usually people goreng 1st so it will turn brownish).Debra??Biasalah jadi bos but this bos have to do sumting also definitely not GOYANG KAKI @ TANGANlah. Me?? I have to shape the flour until really2x bulat.
from the bos

" ko pastikan kuih ko bulat and eboh besar gilak."

"ok bos."

When everything already settle, alamak what happened to the oven??buat hal plak last minit?! Han Wei u have oven?? haha.....u joking rite aunty=). Alamak, nampaknya Nisa have to sleepoverlah, baru boleh makan momo.Last last
"Nana, legik dek meli oven". ( sort of) We have to burned midnite oil to bake it. If u guys still complain tak nyaman, then JANGAN makan. U pkir senangkah wanna control our eyes. We almost fall asleep, and yet i still can blogging.REMINDER tak nyaman, JANGAN makan!!

BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY

25 days left.Monday and Wednesday i'll having chemist and pyhsic( 5.30 till 9.00).Tuesday and Thursday add math. Friday??Saturday??Sunday (i'll going to Sunday skul).

UMBRELLA

"Eh, 2mrw wanna hang out? "
"Hmm. i don't know.K, maybe i shud let u know.i've just had sumting bad happened 2 me.sumting, it sort if hurts a lot.Physically and emotionally. I'm not ready 2 mingle.It just just sort of happened at the wrong time. Sumting really bad.
"Dun mind sharing?? "
"I'm really sorry..Things just don't seem really gud rite now.... "
"Oh, it's ok.....see u then (nexy yeaaaar)"

Debbie coming back soon=)

3 more days....11 hours 23 min 45 sec

i'm a BETA ur a GEEK !!

Guess who will win in the end.....after 2 hours @#$%!* movie, inthe end the winner is the BETA, i'm proud being a member if BETA. O...ha

Walao....u used cab instead of bus?!?

"How u come here??Who send u?Within 20 min u already sampai...."
"I come here by cab."
"Walao.....actually u can used private bus (or i shud say PUBLIC bus) cost you only Rm 1. U kena Toto is it??Mana tau, i always heard from hani.She say u always buy totolah, magnumlah,jackpot and so onlah sampai no time dating. Is dat true??OMG, u're RC rite??Gud job man...if u kena lagi, dun 4get me."
"No lah, i beli ckit-ckitlah not much.Rm 35 at once."
"Ok...enuf for now, back to our conversation.How much u paid for tha cab??"
"Only Rm15."
"hah?! u willing to paid Rm 15 instead of Rm 1....cut throat man."

Gaining weight=)

mushroom soup,2 half boiled egg, glutinuos rice. pizza, soft drink, mee

Hesitation never end....

All these are teachers......

Felzer: U're Chinese huh??U dun seems
like chinese
(Apparently i'm Chinese LIM CHENG CHENG, de...r)
Rachel: U mix is it?
Nope...why??i'm pure chinese
Linda: Ur parents chinese is it??

Nope.... : ur datuk??ur nenek

No....pe

Ur ancestor??

NO........I'M perfectly 100% chinese

Haih!!

Actually i already pressed the bell but why the driver still keep on driving?? I quickly pressed the bell AGAIN! Haih, he keep on talking when i pressing the bell.

Cikgu Isroha!! u're the most SPORTING among the otherS teacher

The reason why u're the most sporting teacher because.......

1. About 1 semester u teached us, u never gave us more than 3 essay.I know it's hard to believe rite??
   




2. Then, u let us makan gula gula ( but...but...i never do dat)




3. U even passed around ur samboi to us time sit- in, i admit i did makan that time=)




4. We can do anything we want
   




5. Treat us nicely ant teaches us full of perseverance




6. Sometimes she say in Kelantanese try to fool us (sekpa2x ko kelakar kelantanese, i kelakar Sarawakian) Hehe, sikmok KALAH
   

and she used to say

"mu, ni! actually is kamu ini!! Kau tok!!

I'm not feeling well

Inhaler, Aspirin, Antibiotic, Woods (ubat batuk).......

APRIL but i'm not the one who got FOOLED.

I still remembered ( actually it happened 2 years ago) miss maggleghoury a.k.a maggikari say that
"ok kelas, Marcuos (my principal) cakap esok cuti."
everyone was like" biar betui, betulke cikgu? Setahu saya budak ni tukang pau.
so everyone planned
" Yes cuti esok!! Kuar mok sik? gi Pakson?"

After 30 minutes

"ok kelas, esok cuti takda cutilah..."muahahaha
"Haih...cikgu tok cilaka juak! baru jak kita plan."

Friday's nite=)

CARA-CARA MENYEDIA SAJIAN ISTIMEWA=)

1st

Then.....

But=)


How could it happened??




Isn't dat a huge difference??



Em...makan je lah

What does it mean??anyone??

Actually Miss Yee ( our english teacher) tested Mark but he didn't prepared any material for oral test so kena lectured lah. so Mark say

"Thumbok dek legik". ( i'll give u a punch)
so everyone was like hahahahah
(slowly)
Miss E " Uristher, wat does dat mean?"
Uristher" Em, i dun
really understand."
Miss E" Why did u laugh!?

Bastard. actually Uristher understand the term in addition she's Iban

At last

Miss E "Mark, wat did u say?"
Mark " I say, i'll bring it 2mrw."

Kamik mait kertas pgilak. thumbok dek kegik. Isn't dat a HUGE diffrence??

If i'm bored ,i used to.....

WANTED!!

About me.

Colour
it's how i feel
Friends
everything
Adventure
it's where i find it
Independence
i do things myself
Confidence
i know who i am
Now
i live in the moment
Time
never enough
Active
i like to move
Awake
it's my word
Ocean
my space
Free
thats ME!

My lovely adopted cousin Malissa grow older......

Happy birthday!!! 2 bucket( wedges KFC on the table.....7 cups pepsi, 1 cups strawberry.
"Eh, why yours strawberry huh??all of us drink pepsi."
"Cos, i ordered lah tadi."
"Eh, who wanna bring this recycle bag huh??"
"I dunno, i'm not gonna bring it...malulah ada cap KFC plak tu!! "
"Me, neither."
Last last malissa
"Bang bang, kamek cmok bag tok.Mekrang mok gi jalan pastok.Mok join?"
"Aku kejalah...ko engkah ctok lok lah."
"orite bang..."

After lunch, we watched movie.Twilight.Popcorn, waffle. pepsi.AGAIN!!
As usual, Sarah fall asleep ( one of the best way to avoid PHOBIA)
ceh, sarah syok sendirilah phobialah. Cita ni mana ada hisap darah, cita pasal mereka fall in love adalah and ur favourite part=).

Shit!!so irritating

Finally, we make it it although Hani came late.While we were jogging, basically we talked about everything (Tom and Jerry, School, Camping) rhen suddenly theres some interuption ( 2 guys around 40, i guess) appeared from nowhere,

Guys: Ah, jalan cepat ckit, slim sikit....
" i was like what the $%#@#
Then we met them AGAIN!! ( 2nd conversation)
"cilaka juak!!" ( our
dialogue)
Guys: wa, pandai menyumpah.
I was like " Eh! ada akal ada
budi, u jangan BUSYBODY, boleh tak??
( istead of doing that, we just ignored
them...it's juat wasting our PRECIOS time =)

Biar gedik asalkan selamat

" Hani, malubah aku jatoh time naik stage cos i dun get used to it ( my new
LOW hill ladies shoes)." I shud say no hill
"Haha, adeh.Tadik ka ko jatoh."
"Yalaya baru pagi tek cos skul aku entah apa award cdak."
"Haha, yabih, control ayu, alu spoilbah."
"Aku asa len kali CATWALK jak, Eventhough seems GEDIK. Biar gedik, asalkan
selamat"
"Haha, kempen baru biir gedik, asalkan selamat."
Nasib baik semua orang dah balik, left a few teachers ngan prefects.

Schedule??Doesn't make sense!!

Monday Chemist 1 Add math 2 BI 2
Tuesday Physic 2 Akaun 2 Chemist 1
Wed Add math 1 Math 2 BM 2
Thurs Chemist 2 EST 1 BI 2
Fri Physic 1 Math 1 Sej 2

OMG~!!!! *SCREAMS* 2mrw we're having 4 period BI

ok,kelas esok kamu orang ada 4 kelas BI

Everone was like

Biar betul, cikgu?? She's so BORING ( 4 period, are u kidding with me??)

This is what happened when u have a K-POH colleague

Excuse me, i dun think u can used dat kind of bracelet
Excuse me, i dun think u can use dat kind of shoes
Excuse me, i dun think u can bring......

EXCUSE ME!! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, PLEASE!

the other story but still the same people
wat time rite now?
em...6.55 ( she always knocked my watch)
( i try to give her 1 fey annoyed glance but she didn't get the hint)
wat time rite now ( she asked again)
7.05, can u please stop knocking my watch!?
Why?? ( bodohlah, i dun likelah!!)
Because I DUN LIKE PEOPLE KNOCK MY WATCH!!
Oh, ok........

The Girls

Chesse again...and again

During Chinese New Year=)

Em...just for fun

Cheese....

Anyone lost they key??

Please lend me ur phone....

haha...

Happy Birthday DEBRA !!

Yum..yum (the cake from Neesa @ Amy)

Make sure u guys say CHEESSSSSE......

Debra "ah", me "uh"

Haha, cali Amy (control ayu!!), while the others "bolehlah"

Beach DAY

lets start the journey to the middle of nowhere??

Deb: Eh....wats wrong with dat car huh??

Smile....

Shadow??

Try to be funky??

In the bus, on the way to UiTM , i guess =)

sarah: Em while me wat shud i order later if Mr Sara treat us??Mana tau=)

Sarah: smile...while me??Yum...yum i can imagine the fish burger rite now=)

At last, Sarah??still smiling , about me?? ah dah penat dah try 2 be funky so CHESSEEEE....

Sleepover or sleep over??

"Bah mok sik tido ctok malam tok?? aku jak kat rumah?"
"Em....ok lah."

"On jak fon ko, just incase....."
(actually i used to turn off my phone)
" Oklah."
The day after (moring)

"ring....ring...ring....."
"hello"
"u already wake up kah, it's almost 6 already."
" i just wake up, elek lah."
" Debra!!bangun!!! Dah kol 6, lewat dah tok mok gi skul."
"Em....."

Actually i adjusted my alarm (international time), dats why i over sleep.Nasib baik, sempat=)

IT'S MY LIFE

Boring......

Keep on calculatelah Hani, u tau lah add math kam mencabar our brain?

Heh!! Menyampah aku tengok budak tu, mentang2x dia pandai...eleh pi lah

At last, i give up....better ask the expert

During recess, we used to go to mamak stall buying burger

BEST DAY EVER!!

Happy hour

Smile=)

everyone say CHESSEE...

chesse

Hip...Hip??Hoooooray!!

Our hand made sandcastle

I'M YOURS

These are all teachers.....

felzer: U Chinese huh??u dun seemed like Chinese
Apparentli i'm chinese LIM CHENG CHENG
Linda: Ur parents , ur grand, ur moyang chinese?
Yup, no doubt
Rachel: U mix huh?
Nope...100% Chinese
Jen.y: u can understand Chinese rite??
Ng: U can speak chinese rite??

while others...
She can speak Chinese lah....ada salah dengarkah
De...r i'm Chinese why i can't speak?? Weird

Spot the difference contest ( no prizes is given)

Drama team with the title "life after death"

Try to spot......

And...the answer is ......the present of Mdm Waffeda a.ka. tha Malay teacher

FIX YOU

Actually i knew this before she told m about it.To cut he story short, she's having conflict with e teacher actually she dint mean to ( about the gay word) but the teacher highly sensitive so she angry about it so i try my best to comfort her as well as a faithful listener. What i'm trying to say is

"the teacher is pregnant so u know rite, a pregnant mum s highly sensitive than
usual oR maybe the teacher tension ( u know family, marcuos, students)

she can't sleep and i noticed she's moodless. She say that

" Tak sangka i will get into such trouble, sialnya."
"Is ok, saya tau is not ur fault.Even is ur fault, people learnt from
mistake, maybe u should say sorry and act normal though is not ur fault."

Explain in chinese??

" u want me t xplain in chinese?"
"yea....sure, why not teacher?"

Shud i received??

My birthday=)....As usual, i didn't received anything from others but i don't really cared about it.
So far, i should be at home today so i'm quite boring and i didn't expected any presents from others but this angel makes miracle.She did give me a surprise by sending testi instead of texting
Actually she borrowed it to me but in the end i'm the owner. ( it's not easy to be the owner because the LEGAL owner haven't read the content). Should i received?
Thanks for the present!! Muah

Cheer up + shud i received it?? = 78% happy 22% shud i received it??

Thanx.....for the books=)

Shopping-menyopping

"jom kite try, try jak...sik beli"

"huh??boleh ,meh?"

"boleh...no worries."

"ok lah.....m'mandangkan kita sekda keja."

Yang ini lain cerita.....

"Menalah??eee sorie!!happy Birthday sweet gurl!!wish u all the best in
everything u do..muacks...hehe
"Yup, sekpa jak, janji ko ucap".
"ololololo sorrie...buy gilak, ne sik.Sory Jen, jangan nangis."
"Rilex
lah...sedka ku emo gilak."

The Saga of Babyjane

Hello there readers~!!! Jane Lim here and welcome to my den. There's nothing much to say here, since this is just an introduction blog, so, wait for "The Saga of Babyjane".


xoxo,

Jane Lim